TAYLOR SWIFT turns 21 on Monday, and unlike most young adults who finally hit the legal drinking age . . . she's NOT planning to get completely wasted.  In fact, she's not even going out that night.  She's having a holiday party at her house.

Taylor tells "People", quote, "I definitely want a winter-themed birthday . . . Christmas-themed.  And I'd really like to have it in my condo.  I think that would be wonderful."

Taylor says she looks forward to turning 21 because she can finally go with her friends to 21-and-over clubs.  She adds, quote, "Other than that, I don't think I'm going to all of a sudden start being in love with the idea of going to a club.

"I like to dance around and have fun with my friends and we have a blast, but I've never felt really compelled to be drunk and I don't think that's terribly awful."

The NFL is done investigating whether or not BRETT FAVRE texted pictures of his penis to former Jets employee JENN STERGER.

They haven't decided yet if they're going to punish him . . . but Jenn is eagerly awaiting their ruling.

Jenn's rep says that if the NFL SUSPENDS Brett and puts him in some kind of program to make sure he never does anything like this again, then she will NOT sue Brett, the New York Jets or anyone else.

"Billboard" has named LADY GAGA as its Top Artist of the Year.  Just last year, Gaga was "Billboard's" New Artist of the Year.

Like every list "Billboard" puts out, this was not subjective.  The Top Artist of the Year is determined by performance on two charts:  The Billboard 200 albums list, and the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart.  Here are the Top 10 Artists of the Year:

1.)  Lady Gaga

2.)  Taylor Swift

3.)  Eminem

4.)  Lady Antebellum

5.)  Ke$ha

6.)  Usher

7.)  The Black Eyed Peas

8.)  Justin Bieber

9.)  Rihanna

10.)  Drake

iTunes and Amazon both released their year-end sales numbers yesterday . . . for both the best-selling albums and singles.  Here's your full rundown:

iTunes' 10 Top-Selling Albums of 2010:

1.)  Eminem, "Recovery"

2.)  Ke$ha, "Animal"

3.)  Lady Gaga, "The Fame"

4.)  Lady Antebellum, "Need You Now"

5.)  Taylor Swift, "Speak Now"

6.)  Drake, "Thank Me Later"

7.)  Mumford & Sons, "Sigh No More"

8.)  The Black Eyed Peas, "The E.N.D."

9.)  Jack Johnson, "To the Sea"

10.)  Sade, "Soldier of Love"

Amazon's 10 Top-Selling Albums of 2010:

1.)  Taylor Swift, "Speak Now"

2.)  Lady Antebellum, "Need You Now"

3.)  Arcade Fire, "The Suburbs"

4.)  Susan Boyle, "The Gift"

5.)  Eminem, "Recovery"

6.)  Kanye West, "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy"

7.)  Sade, "Solder of Love"

8.)  James Taylor, "Live at the Troubadour"

9.)  Vampire Weekend, "Contra"

10.)  Mumford & Sons, "Sigh No More"

iTunes' Top-Selling Singles of 2010:

1.)  Train, "Hey Soul Sister"

2.)  Katy Perry featuring Snoop Dogg, "California Gurls"

3.)  Eminem featuring Rihanna, "Love the Way You Lie"

4.)  B.o.B featuring Hayley Williams, "Airplanes"

5.)  Taio Cruz, "Dynamite"

6.)  Usher featuring Will.I.Am, "OMG"

7.)  Taio Cruz and Ludacris, "Break Your Heart"

8.)  Ke$ha, "Tik Tok"

9.)  Lady Antebellum, "Need You Now"

10.)  Eminem, "Not Afraid"

Amazon's Top-Selling Singles of 2010:

1.)  Katy Perry featuring Snoop Dogg, "California Gurls"

2.)  Eminem featuring Rihanna, "Love the Way You Lie"

3.)  Bruno Mars, "Just the Way You Are"

4.)  Nelly, "Just a Dream"

5.)  Enrique Iglesias featuring Pitbull, "I Like It"

6.)  Cee Lo Green, "(Eff) You"

7.)  Rihanna, "Only Girl (In the World)"

8.)  Flo Rida featuring David Guetta, "Club Can't Handle Me"

9.)  Katy Perry, "Teenage Dream"

10.)  Far East Movement, "Like a G6"

There's a "Justice League" Porno . . . Featuring Ron Jeremy as The Penguin! 

They say HEATH LEDGER was born to play the Joker.  If that's true, then so is this:  RON JEREMY was born to play the Penguin. 

And that's happening in a new X-rated version DC Comics' "Justice League".  It's called, "Justice League:  A Hardcore Parody" . . . and it includes all the classic DC superheroes . . .

Like Superman, Batman and Robin, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, the Flash and Green Lantern . . . Plus the villains Catwoman, Lex Luthor, Harley Quinn and Ron Jeremy's Penguin.

There's no word when this future masterpiece will come out, but we have some pictures from the set.

They include a shot in which Wonder Woman is on her knees, getting ready to boost the morale of her fellow superheroes, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

But the real money shot . . . if you'll pardon the pun . . . is a photo of Ron Jeremy as the Penguin.  It's GOLD. 

(--Check out the pics here . . .)

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Have Been Voted Favorite Couple: 

MICHAEL DOUGLAS and CATHERINE ZETA JONES have been voted Favorite Celebrity Couple in a survey of users of the dating site Chemistry.com.  Here are some of the survey's other results . . .

Most Well-Matched Couples:  Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith

Most Likely to Tie the Knot:  Drew Barrymore and Justin Long

Still Has a Chance to Rekindle Their Love:  Courteney Cox and David Arquette

Most Mismatched Couple:  50 Cent and Chelsea Handler

Most Shocking Breakup:  Al and Tipper Gore

Most Disappointing Spouse of 2010:  Mel Gibson

Wesley Snipes Is Behind Bars: 

Am I the only one who was getting an eerie feeling that WESLEY SNIPES was going to pull a runner and flee the country?

Well, it didn't happen.  Wesley turned himself in yesterday to begin his 3-year sentence for failing to pay millions of dollars in taxes.

Snipes . . . who's 48 . . . was convicted in April of 2008, but was allowed to remain free for over two years while he mounted one unsuccessful appeal after another.

Wesley's new home is the McKean Federal Correctional Institution.  It's a minimum-security joint in Lewis Run, Pennsylvania . . . which is in the Northwest corner of the state, just south of the New York state border.

E! Online says it's a pretty soft place.  In fact, it's got a nickname:  McKean the Dream". 

Wesley will have dorm-style living quarters, plus a personal radio and 300 phone minutes per month.

But it won't all be a walk in the park.  He'll have to work seven hours a day.  His job could be anything from landscaping to food service to painting.  And he'll make between 12 and 40 cents per hour.

Oh, and he won't be allowed conjugal visits.

Even though his sentence is three years, Snipes is only expected to serve about 26 months . . . as long as he keeps his nose clean.

Chelsea Handler Went After Angelina Jolie Again: 

CHELSEA HANDLER went after ANGELINA JOLIE again . . . this time during an interview with KATIE COURIC for "Glamour" magazine.

She said, quote, "I'm not a fan.  She just doesn't come off to me as a sincere woman.  She seems like a woman that you'd really want to avoid."

But Chelsea had much love for JENNIFER ANISTON . . . quote, "Jennifer makes me laugh.  She's irreverent and hilarious, and she sends me really, really funny e-mails."

Elsewhere in the interview, Chelsea talked about her own brand of humor . . . quote, "I think it's important to be politically incorrect.  You don't want to be nasty, and you don't want to be malicious. 

"But it's okay . . . I mean, funny trumps everything in my mind."

But there ARE lines Chelsea won't cross . . . quote, "I think talking about children and their looks is not nice.  Like, unattractive children.  I don't do that.  And I don't talk about people who are dying.  I think that's inappropriate."

Chelsea also discussed being more like a guy when it comes to sex . . . quote, "I'm not a typical girl in the sense that I'm dying to get married or dying to procreate.  I don't really have those desires.

"I respect them, but I do feel like more of a guy in that way.  And I don't like to be tied down to one person.  I don't like long-term commitments."

She also seems to be denying anything happened between her and 50 CENT . . . quote, "He came to my show in New Orleans with 15 people, and they take a photo of us and assume that we're a couple.

"But he's really cute, and I have to be honest, there's a good chance that I will end up hooking up with a rapper at some point."

Aretha Franklin May Leave the Hospital This Weekend: 

We still don't know if ARETHA FRANKLIN has pancreatic cancer . . . or any kind of cancer for that matter. 

But her cousin, Brenda Corbett, says she's, quote, "doing better than doctors expected", and may head home from the hospital as early as this weekend.

Bea Arthur Was in the Marines During World War 2 . . . and She Got an STD: 

Apparently, there's been a rumor going around for many years that BEA ARTHUR was in the Marines in the early 1940s, during World War 2.  For some reason, she always denied it.

But thanks to the Freedom of Information Act, Bea's military records are now public.  And it's all true.

Bea enlisted in the Marine Corps' Women's Reserve in 1943, and she served for two and a half years . . . working as both a typist and a truck driver.

It appears that Bea was a good soldier . . . although there is one blot on her record. 

It seems that a misconduct report was filed against Bea late in 1944 . . . because she CONTRACTED A VENEREAL DISEASE that left her, quote, "incapacitated for duty" for five weeks.  Her pay was reduced for that period.

Josh Duhamel Is Sorry for Being a Jerk on a Plane: 

JOSH DUHAMEL is finally apologizing for being a jerk last week, and refusing to turn off his phone so his flight could leave.

He was disrespectful toward the flight attendant and wouldn't stop texting, so they kicked him off the plane.

Yesterday, he told "Entertainment Tonight", quote, "I messed up.  I feel like an idiot because of it.

"I meant no disrespect to the crew or the flight attendant or any of the people that were on the plane. 

"That's just not the person I try to be, and I just wanted a chance to apologize to the people that were affected by it.

"I probably need to check myself into 'BlackBerries Anonymous.'"

Michael Bay Admits That Mistakes Were Made with "Transformers 2": 

Director MICHAEL BAY is acknowledging what we've all been thinking for years now:  "Transformers 2" wasn't exactly the best movie.  But he's also vowing to fix that with the third installment, "Transformers:  Dark of the Moon".

He says, quote, "'Transformers 2' was still an entertaining movie, but I think we failed on certain aspects. What we did with this movie is I think we have a much better script, and we got back to basics.

"It's more serious.  I got rid of the dorky comedy;  I mean we've got two little characters, that's it, but the dorkiness is not there.  Dork-free 'Transformers'.  It's much more serious.  It's still entertaining;  it's big looking."

By the way . . . this is going to be Michael Bay's LAST "Transformers" movie.  He says, quote, "I think this has gotta be it.  I think someone else will take the torch from here.

"It's just that I don't think you could do it again with Shia and everybody, I think it's time to move on."

E! Online's Top 10 TV Dramas of the Year: 

E! Online has put out a list of their Top TV Dramas of 2010.  They gave the top honors to "Lost", which completed its run this past spring.  Here's the whole list:

1.)  "Lost"  (ABC)

2.)  "Friday Night Lights"  (DirecTV 101)

3.)  "The Vampire Diaries"  (CW)

4.)  "Dexter"  (Showtime)

5.)  "True Blood"  (HBO)

6.)  "Sons of Anarchy"  (FX)

7.)  "Grey's Anatomy"  (ABC)

8.)  "Fringe"  (Fox)

9.)  "The Walking Dead"  (AMC)

10.)  "Mad Men"  (AMC)

A&E Has Yanked "The Hasselhoffs" After Just Two Episodes: 

A&E is apparently through with "The Hasselhoffs" . . . that new reality show starring DAVID HASSELHOFF and his daughters, HAYLEY and TAYLOR ANN.

They've pulled it from their schedule after just TWO episodes.  Naturally, the show seems done, but an A&E spokesperson wouldn't say it was "canceled."

The two episodes that DID air failed to attract an audience.  The first drew 718,000 people . . . (--which is less than the population of Columbus, Ohio) . . . and the second one had 505,000 viewers . . . (--or the population of Cleveland, Ohio.)