See the winners of the Dave Ryan Show's Facebook awards including the most annoying status updates, fan pages and more.
Annoying Facebook Photos
Annoying Picture in Mirror Finalist
Pictures after they lost the weight
Drink in Hand Finalist
You and Your Fat Girlfriend
Most Annoying Status Update Nominations
Is really sick of feeling so alone and uncared for.
*cry*
I can't think of anything to say today, so I guess I'll just say nothing at all.
Walk into the Lord's hands.
Life is so hard today. So many decisions. Don't ask.
I went to church, I prayed, I cried, Amen.
Miss Independent. I need a boyfriend.
Most annoying status update (from a dude): "Its a great day to be getting huge! Congrats to Joe for his monster new bench record!"
Most annoying status update:
Making pizza and watching tv
5 minutes later:
Eating pizza and it tastes good
5 minutes later:
Finished my pizza and now I'm full
seriously...STFU!!
WINNER: Well I need to find somewhere to live till I get section 8"
Sometimes your night and shinning armor is just a retard in tinfoil
goin back to the ER again,dont know whats goin yet... I feel so terrible...
Bleh.....
"I'm depressed, no questions"
ughh. County workers shut off my EBT card again, I guess my kids will starve. Then they take aw
"I have the greatest ____ ever! ; hubby, boyfriend, cat, toes, ect.
FAN PAGES
Not being on fire
I'm not drunk, I'm from Wisconsin
I hate it when one sweatshirt string is longer than the other
I like PB&J sandwiches
Choking on water
Not smoking meth
Chris Hansen is a Cockblock
WINNER: If cheerleading is a sport, so is making a sandwich
I shower naked
Professional Buffet Eaters of America
Just because you can reproduce doesn't mean you should
Not being on fire
