Charlie Sheen called the Dan Patrick show again yesterday and offered Lindsay Lohan advice.
"I dare you to get Lindsay on the show. You get Lindsay on the show, I'll call in. Because I've got some advice for her. I've got some things I'd recommend she consider because I don't tell anybody what to do."
Audio of Charlie Sheen's advice to Lindsay Lohan.
He also gave Lindsay a little support in her theft case . . . quote, "Now, check it, I was not there in the store. The necklace, the thing, some bracelet . . . who cares? I mean, they're so desperate to vilify without fact."
Charlie also made it clear that he didn't mean to be flip about his situation when he was on the show earlier this week. In fact, he's grateful to his bosses on "Two and a Half Men" for shutting the show down and telling him to shape up. "People need to understand how supremely grateful I am that someone stepped in here.
"I don't want to say who, but you know, basically, Viacom showed up at my house and said 'Dude, it's getting really obvious and we're really worried about you. We don't give a rat's tooey about the show, we care about your health…So, they came in and just man to man said, 'We have to shut it down.'"
The best part of the interview occured when Sheen forgot the topic of conversation. (beacause yeah...he wasn't hight...right)
Charlie said he has NEVER shown up to the set drunk or high. But he has shown up feeling the after-effects of his lifestyle, so to speak. He said, quote, "The shape I was showing up in was epic, was beyond comprehension. [I've] never been drunk, never been high on the set once. But, I would show up not having slept much. "Doing a network run through and asking the director, Jamie Widdoes, to move my mark a little bit so I could be next to a piece of furniture or a table so I wouldn't fall over.
"That is an expert move by a seasoned professional. I'm sorry, an amateur stays on his mark and then falls over during the run through."