A list of things students want to tell their teacher.
“Dear art teacher: Please stop wearing short skirts when you
don’t shave your legs.”
“Dear history teacher: Please stop wearing see-through
shirts.”
“Please stop hitting on me and the other girls in the class. We’re 16.”
“Just because you have a PhD doesn’t mean you’re better than
everyone else on the planet, and if someone slips and calls you ‘Mrs.’ and not
‘Dr.’ you don’t need to correct them in front of everyone.”
“Stop wearing knee-high socks, mini skirts and
pigtails. You are 35.”
“Stop telling old jokes that only you and other old people
understand.”
“Please don’t make stuff due on Sundays.”
“Stop wearing bowling shirts.”
“Please buy a shirt that covers up your stomach.”
“Stop complaining about having to grade 90 projects. You’re the one who assigned them.”
“Please stop getting plastic surgery. When you’re sick and your nose runs, you
don’t feel it and it’s gross.”
“We all know you only teach so you can coach.”
“Stop going into the art closet between classes and getting
stoned.”
“When you’re talking to me, please look at my eyes and not
my chest. I’m 16.”
“Please stop bending over the desk. You are not a MILF.”
“Stop cleaning your white board with your hand and then
touching your face and butt. You’re
leaving huge hand prints and it’s disturbing looking.”
