MORNING SHOW MONOPOLY:
COMMUNITY CHEST CARDS
• Steve mistakes a frisbee for a UFO; pay each player $100
• Crisco pimps out Healthe Trim; gets $100
• Steve gets abducted by aliens; loses a turn
• Gary Spivey gets rid of your demons & makes your head feel warm; move to Booty Cruise
• Ass hat calls in for Lena’s Quiz, gets every answer wrong; Dave gives them $100.
• Intern John dates an underage girl; go directly to jail
• Lena laughs silently on the radio; pay $25
• Dave finds out he has another kid; give every player $50 at the beginning of the next 18 turns.
• Intern John swears on the radio; pay $50
• Lena finds a wine sale; get $20
• Steve-O finally admits to having a boyfriend; pay everyone $25
• Dave stalls his motorcycle in the middle of traffic; pay $100
• Steve-O urinates in public; go directly to jail
• Everyone knows that you are Christian by your hat, by your hat; get $100.
• Gary Spivey told you where to find your lost money; collect $500
• Found Bobby Sox at the bottom of Dave’s hamper; collect $100
• Your boyfriend doesn’t send the roses to you; everyone pays you $50 out of guilt
• If you have a higher education than Dave, move up 2 spots.
• Steve-O freaks out on teenage girl asking for Bieber tickets; go directly to jail
• You walk in on Dave having sex with a Nerf football; Dave pays you $50
• Lena gets lost again; go forward six spaces, back three spaces, forward one space, back eight spaces, pay $50 for bus fare
• Dave does nothing on Fridays; pay $50
• Steve-O has another “oops” baby; pay $500
• Dave gets poop on his face; pay $25
