Test your skank score now! You MUST put a minimum of 1 for # of partners (even if you are a virgin) or the formula will not work! Also, post-graduate education means the number of years post-high school. If you want to calculate another score, just press the "back" button on your browser. Put your numbers in below!
Here's where you rate on the "Skank Score" Scale:
1-10 Okay, seriously, has anyone explained to you the whole "Birds and the Bees" thing? Or maybe you're still a virgin.
10-20 You DO realize your clothes come off, right?
20-30 Depending on your age, you're either just getting started, or you were finished a long time ago.
30-40 Hang in there, you've got plenty of adventure ahead. Or maybe not. But don't give up!
40-50 You're below average. Quite a bit below average, actually. Which is either impressive or sad.
50-60 Still very virginal. You're either married, committed, or suffering from a horribly long dry spell.
60-70 A little below average. You've got some catching up to do. We recommend Craigslist and/or tequila and a neighbor.
70-80 You're just about average. But who wants to be average???
80-90 My god, have you been busy! It's amazing you can still walk!
90-100 Thank you for keeping Trojan, Enfamil and Victoria's Secret in business! And please hold it down, you're waking the neighbors!
100 or higher You are both disgusting and amazing at the same time. Plus you have herpegonaclamydorea