There is SO much wrong with this crime.
53-year-old Scott Shover of Carlisle, Pennsylvania does not have any teeth. But, apparently, that wasn't enough to stop him from eating his way into a crime.
On Monday afternoon, Scott went to Walmart and started opening packages of RAW MEAT . . . then eating the raw meat and putting the packages back on the shelves.
Security stopped him on the way out and called the police.
Even though he only gummed down $24.53 of raw meat and the disease that he'll almost inevitably get might be punishment enough. But, Scott is facing some real charges.
He has four prior retail theft convictions...so, because this is his fifth, it's a FELONY.