Christians. They already stole Easter and Christmas from the Pagans. Now they want Halloween too. Yes, introducing Jesus Ween, where instead of getting Reese’s Cups and heroin filled Snickers, you get mini Bibles and scriptures! For adults, Halloween is an excuse to dress like a slut and get plastered. If you want to do this, check out our very own Exotic Erotic here! It doesn’t matter if this is what we do every weekend, because on Halloween it’s expected. You’re free from that dark part of your soul wallowing in the murky depths of shame. Because Halloween is magic. And certain Christians hate magic.