My name is Terry "The Tank" Michaels, former host of the Tank & Gary in the Morning Show on 103.7 THE MONSTER - Playing Monster Hits 24/7 Three-Sixty-Five! (We were on in a pretty small market, so don't feel bad if you haven't heard of it.) I have extensive broadcasting experience and am THE ONLY CHOICE for your next co-host. I have developed a reputation as a shocking, unpredictable, and hilarious morning show host. I am probably most well known for my innovative prank phone calls. Do you like the Jerky Boyz? Do you like Prank Yankers? YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHIN' YET! I've attached some of my classic prank moments for your listening pleasure. You're welcome.
I am also VERY SKILLED with sound FX. I know exactly what sound is needed at the precise moment to punctuate the jokes. I have a 3 volume collection of fart noises on CD that I'll bring with me to the show. I also have a variety of musical instruments (slide whistle, air horn, a variety of auxiliary percussion instruments) that I play LIVE ON THE AIR to add more texture and spontaneity. I've won SEVERAL AWARDS, including BEST REGIONAL RADIO MORNING HOST OF A COMEDY OR VARIETY PROGRAM from the Northern Wisconsin Independent Radio Board. I'd be an asset. Get it while it lasts.
