I saw this farmer from Glencoe holding a pig and I said, "Wow, how can you stand the smell?" And the pig says, "You get used to it after awhile."
So this farmer is sitting in the yard and he's eating a cookie, watching a rooster chase a hen around the yard. He takes a piece of the cookie and throws it on the ground and the rooster stops chasing the chicken and goes and gets the cookie. And the farmer says, "Boy, I hope I never get that hungry."
A farmer won $10,000,000 in the lottery and someone asked what he was going to do with all the money. He said, "I dunno. I guess I'll just keep farming till it's gone."
A farmer out by Olivia came up with a new kind of chicken soup. But it was a big failure. Yeah, he couldn't get the chickens to eat it.
There was a farmer's daughter who got sent home from the state fair because she couldn't keep her calves together.